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The Cersei Lannister I Know Doesn’t Need Your Sympathy, So Just Fuck Off: a Message to Game of Thrones

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Words by Sara, image courtesy of Home of the Nutty.

SPOILER WARNING FOR EPISODE 4X03

If you follow Game of Thrones, you’re likely aware of a certain recent scene in which Jaime Lannister rapes his sister, Cersei Lannister, in a church next to their dead son.  If you don’t follow Game of Thrones, I’m sure that sentence was an adventure.  

Don’t worry: If you feel sympathy for Cersei, that’s good. I’m not talking to you. I’m talking to the writers and directors who thought having Cersei raped at her lowest moment would make her more likable. 

Those guys can just fuck off.

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